Once went to a Chineese restaurant
Asked for stirred fried rice and scampi
Réputation had it
There was a bordelo up stairs
Asked the waiter. ..'jig jigy, possible?
Sure, this way, please
Leads me to the cellar
Me thinks, WTF (though it was up stairs
Gets to the cellar. He opens a door
Lights a candle (was no electric)
Sees a chineese female body lying on a table with a white sheet covering her
The waiter say's, 'she's all yours, for 50 $
Okay, say's the Big Yin
He leaves
I creep towards the table
Lifts the sheet
Moved up her legs. Kissing and licking
Had my way. I gave it laudy
Went back upstairs
Waiter asks if all went well
'Sure', say's I
'Was so good that i could taste her asiatique héritage. ..it almost tasted like the stir fired rice and scampi you served me earlier
'That no stirred fried rice and scampi', say's he
'She my grand mother and she be deed for a week'