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There are some Crocodiles in the Florida Everglades, they found a way in somehow. The HUGE Problem Florida has, besides their idiots, is Pythons released by people in Florida into the Everglades, they are eating everything, Alligators included.
Holy sh³t... no way i would live there.
 

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Not bragging, but I have been to places in 65 countries and five continents with food outlets that I would not necessary recommend, but my attitude has always been that I’m happy to eat whatever the locals eat. Probably got so many bugs in my stomac by now that I’m protected against anything the worldwide kitchens can throw at me as intestinal problems.
 
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Not bragging, but I have been to places in 65 countries and five continents with food outlets that I would not necessary recommend, but my attitude has always been that I’m happy to eat whatever the locals eat. Probably got so many bugs in my stomac by now that I’m protected against anything the worldwide kitchens can throw at me as intestinal problems.
😆 Saw a Video about N Korea.. One guy who defected had massive worms in his Guts due to their diet, water.
 

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😆 Saw a Video about N Korea.. One guy who defected had massive worms in his Guts due to their diet, water.
No problemos, I reckon my bugs would eat those bugs for breakfast, and then ask for more. Their problem is they only survive on a diet of rice and local subsistence stuff. No variety.
 

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Holy sh³t... no way i would live there.
I wandered true some classic porn collection. Which I downloaded for an friend (for real :). I don't download that these days when you have everything couple clicks away) and I stumble 'pon the familiar name. :)

 
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I wandered true some classic porn collection. Which I downloaded for an friend (for real :). I don't download that these days when you have everything couple clicks away) and I stumble 'pon the familiar name. :)

I'm famous 😄👍
 

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Once went to a Chineese restaurant
Asked for stirred fried rice and scampi
Réputation had it
There was a bordelo up stairs
Asked the waiter. ..'jig jigy, possible?
Sure, this way, please
Leads me to the cellar
Me thinks, WTF (though it was up stairs
Gets to the cellar. He opens a door
Lights a candle (was no electric)
Sees a chineese female body lying on a table with a white sheet covering her
The waiter say's, 'she's all yours, for 50 $
Okay, say's the Big Yin
He leaves
I creep towards the table
Lifts the sheet
Moved up her legs. Kissing and licking
Had my way. I gave it laudy
Went back upstairs
Waiter asks if all went well
'Sure', say's I
'Was so good that i could taste her asiatique héritage. ..it almost tasted like the stir fired rice and scampi you served me earlier
'That no stirred fried rice and scampi', say's he
'She my grand mother and she be deed for a week'
 
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Once went to a Chineese restaurant
Asked for stirred fried rice and scampi
Réputation had it
There was a bordelo up stairs
Asked the waiter. ..'jig jigy, possible?
Sure, this way, please
Leads me to the cellar
Me thinks, WTF (though it was up stairs
Gets to the cellar. He opens a door
Lights a candle (was no electric)
Sees a chineese female body lying on a table with a white sheet covering her
The waiter say's, 'she's all yours, for 50 $
Okay, say's the Big Yin
He leaves
I creep towards the table
Lifts the sheet
Moved up her legs. Kissing and licking
Had my way. I gave it laudy
Went back upstairs
Waiter asks if all went well
'Sure', say's I
'Was so good that i could taste her asiatique héritage. ..it almost tasted like the stir fired rice and scampi you served me earlier
'That no stirred fried rice and scampi', say's he
'She my grand mother and she be deed for a week'
don´t know if i spell this correctly but my step brother (was like a real bro) said , Hiya hiya ho..
 

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very true..you know your porn :)
Sure I do! :) Also I was in 8 yr relationship with woman 14 yr older than me. So i don't like when someone trying to sell me balls for kidneys (direct translation from Serbian, but you getting idea). In my opinion bests year for women are late 30s early 40s.
 
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Sure I do! :) Also I was in 8 yr relationship with woman 14 yr older than me. So i don't like when someone trying to sell me balls for kidneys (direct translation from Serbian, but you getting idea). In my opinion bests year for women are late 30s early 40s.
Yeah.. But when I was 40 i was servicing a 20..then 21 year old. Was rampant every day. Nö joke. Even met her mom. 😆 Was just raw pur s@x. Anyway better watch what i'm writing
 

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Dried dates are out of date
Jussy pussy is fresh like layed newly laid EVO STICK
 
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