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I just meat nice French gay guy. I can conect you if you want. But I don't think you would like him. He is of Arab descent and he is skinny. :(

WTF with me and that strange French connection (or disconnection). First French Foreign Legion where I still didn't went. Than French girl who broke my heart and don't like me. And now French gay guy who likes me but I'm not into guys. What's next?
A french trans? Then you've got a full house....
 
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Fook it, they chop all the hair off at Castel anyways. When I was going through army infantry OSUT, the running joke was that I was a nazi spy since I have the german face and surname.
 
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now this mature woman knows what a real Man is... Bald & sexy. she is right you got to have a good shaped head to pull it off iÂŽm lucky that way & also sheÂŽs correct about eyes too . I have often been told i have hot Blue eyes. A jacked body helps any guy. you just know when a chick keeps looking in your eyes... Home run Baby ;)
 

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I just meat nice French gay guy. I can conect you if you want. But I don't think you would like him. He is of Arab descent and he is skinny. :(

WTF with me and that strange French connection (or disconnection). First French Foreign Legion where I still didn't went. Than French girl who broke my heart and don't like me. And now French gay guy who likes me but I'm not into guys. What's next?
A small corporal?
 

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That was below the centurion, Jonny
Baldness is cosanguite (inbreds)
To avoid future générations of baldies
Look at your future half's parents
If the mother is fat and ugly
Your future daughter might very well be fat and ugly
If your future wife father is small and bald
Fair chance that your future son will be a baldy wee runt
Always pick a bird with a big chest, hips and thing's
Will produce something sturdy with a full hair piece
 

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That was below the centurion, Jonny
Baldness is cosanguite (inbreds)
To avoid future générations of baldies
Look at your future half's parents
If the mother is fat and ugly
Your future daughter might very well be fat and ugly
If your future wife father is small and bald
Fair chance that your future son will be a baldy wee runt
Always pick a bird with a big chest, hips and thing's
Will produce something sturdy with a full hair piece
Interesting theory, caporal, and that other famous little caporal, Hitler, would probably have agreed with you. But in my case, my father was a short, bald headed, ugly, ill tempered little runt, while I, of course, am a very tall, handsome, kind hearted kind of person with still a full head of hair, in spite of approaching dotage.
 

Le petit caporal

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The other half of your genetic you get from your mother
It's a question of putting the chances on the winning side
At times, characteristic traits jump générations
 

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The other half of your genetic you get from your mother
It's a question of putting the chances on the winning side
At times, characteristic traits jump générations
It's not just half genes. It's also all genes from father side spread from generation to generation. Your father don't have to be pretty in other for you to get his genes and still be pretty like some grand, grand father of your.
BTW I like you way you are mon Le petit ;)
 

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Great song. It reminds me on situation when girl with nice back side asked me what "Shake your money maker" means. She understood words BTW. So I had to explain to her in details. ;)
 

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