Especially if he's going for a bear.
Just joking Dusa, you're a good man.
F-it Joe, relax man . I'm not so sensitive. Also I love forest jokes BTW. We have absolutely same joke in Serbian (Eddie Murphy's).
Good things about them, rarely get lost in translation.
So here is one with army connections :
War broke out between two forests and comes time for animals to go to army.
So they first and fox. Fox, not wanting to go in war for some stupid reasons (and no money for service

), cuts off shes tail.
They say to her:
- You can not go to war, you do not have a tail. You can go home.
Seeing all that, next the bunny came in with freshly cut off ears. They say to him:
-Rabbit, you can not go to war, you don't have ears. You can go home.
Time comes for bear to go for recruitment. Of course small forest info travels fast so bear, wanting to be innovative chop off his dick. They looked at him and tell :
-Bear, you can not go to war, you have flat feet. You can go home.