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why do tampons have strings on them? so the crabs can go bunjy jumping.

what did the sea smell like before women started taking baths in it????
 

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What do elephants use as tampons?Sheep!
Why do elephants have long trunks?Because sheep don't have strings!
What is the moral of this story?Never wear a red wooly jumper!lmao! :p
 

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what do kermit the frog and henry the 8th have in common ?


same middle name !!
 

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Whats brown and sticky?


...A stick.
:D
(It was pretty funny when I was 6)
 

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What's a happy (Roman) legionnaire ?
He's gladiator too....An ancient Deerhunter joke :)
 

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jock said:
what do kermit the frog and henry the 8th have in common ?
same middle name !!
What's green and turns red in a nanosecond ?
Kermit in a liquidizer.

What's green and red and sits quietly in the corner ?
Kermit sucking a razorblade.
 
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In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and
are looking for a new relationship. :cool:
 

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