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venus shut the hell up you giving that southern poofta ammo hahaha

yeah well Southern = last bastion and has most of the ammo. If Louisiana's governor made Pres, i bet he'd revive the 80s "Ship the Legion over" myth and put em here in Baton Rouge or New Orleans. They got Creoles and Cajuns and dark women plus Napoleon's death-mask stashed under glass. Don't worry, long as Louisiana's here, everybody's safe. I want that Scot Parliament to middle-finger England. If not, tehn old man = head west. Bring Venus and XXBella but now Bella's gone off somewhere.
 

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Bella will be peeking as a guest - you don't leave Cervens as easy as that :)

Send her a sloppy kiss - she'll come a runnin' LOL :)
 

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that crap was going on up till i left the usa were going to buy the legion haha
they could not handel us if we had a us gunny shouting in our face we would plant a kiss on the fecker lol
 
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that crap was going on up till i left the usa were going to buy the legion haha
they could not handel us if we had a us gunny shouting in our face we would plant a kiss on the fecker lol

Hey well I had to call that out on somebody, Reagan 80's was on TV here...when he = US big man, seems all that talk was the shyte. Wehn were you hearing it
 

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keep telli g your self that ruined lol
loads of my mates went out with whores some married them every one looks down there noses at sluts
but like legionnaires they all get fecked for money
o and one of my best civvie mates in marsselles was a whore she saved me from getting stabbed one night by an french
slabour who did not like me stopping him slapping about one of the bar maids.
it dont matter what way you look at it there humans and there life is theres to do what they want with it

spoken like a true man Flash!
 

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Brave Man Axioms

"How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.

What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman

How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.

What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.

Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they think men care.

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.

If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.


Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.


How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.


If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told

I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."

Source: http://www.gunco.net/forums/f226/brave-man-axioms-60912/
 

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More Axioms for the really brave one's

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
you give her a shovel!

Why do women wear tampons while skydiving?
So they don't whistle during free fall.

Why are women always moist between their legs?
So they don't squeak when they walk.

Why do women have legs?
So they don't leave a track like a snail.

Why do women have 2 sets of lips?
So they can piss and moan at the same time.

If it has tits or tires- it's going to cost you money.

What do you call that useless flap of skin around the vagina?
A woman.

Why does it take a woman longer to cum than a man?
Who cares.

I was with a woman not to long ago. We got done, (or, at least, I did) and she said, "I'm not satisfied."
I replied, "There's a Snicker's bar in the kitchen. They're guaranteed to satisfy. I'm not holding you responsible for my pleasure, don't hold me responsible for yours."

I was with a different woman the next night. I pulled down my pants, and she snickered. I said, "Hey, it may be small, but it's cute. Fortunately, I'm fast, so I'll be done before you realize how bad I am."

My girlfriend asked "Who do you think you're going to satisfy with that little thing?"
I smiled and said "Me!"

Why do women get their navels pierced?
Because they need a place to hang the air freshner.

Same source.
 

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Earl and *Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat *fishing,
chewing *tobacco and drinking beer when *suddenly
Bubba *says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - *she
ain't *spoke to me in over 2 months."
**
Earl spits *overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and *says,
** "Better *think it over.............women like that are hard *to find."
 
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Got text Message from a friend yesterday,

Hi Mate what you doing Friday.
Me I was going to make love to five different woman, drink vast amounts of beer,
smoke weed and watch the Jeremy Kyle show after drawing me dole money.
Unfortunately Camilla says i have to go to the wedding.
See you down the pub Sunday.
Charlie,
 
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