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- Apr 14, 2008
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So why they should have their own little corner to keep their piss pot in on this site is totally beyond my comprehension.
There's a lot to be said for women not being allowed in the Legion, they create arguments. So why they should have their own little corner to keep their piss pot in on this site is totally beyond my comprehension. I don't remember there there being any buckets for used sanitary towels or empty PMT pill boxes in the chiottes when I was in. It's nonsense. If they want to play with men or be equal to men let them drop their mucky gussets and dump in the communal latrine with us.
Touchie touchie there big boy....
Just because you guys enjoy spending time in the latrine admiring your work doesnt give you some kind of upper hand.
thanks Bags .....why come to our corner then....it obviously interests You.....
So... You like to know what we think, we must fascinate you because we are not quite so simple....
What can we expect from such simple creatures
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you,
He or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives
On December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
With me Ben Sherman and crushed black velvet jacket with the foff collar. We thought we looked really good but by Christ we looked complete dickheads.