Even picturing that is disturbing. I can bathe myself without any help, not that some unrelated 18-40 year female isn't welcome to help me wash my back - candidates please provide CV with photo, or just a photo.
P.S.: @Aurelie, regarding the rope climbing, I found some description about a technique to learn it but, while I was reading about all that rope grabbing, pulling and wrapping, I realized it might give the wrong idea about how it's done. At least someone did, so I'm quite tired. But happy.
Well, let's see: the word "Rroma", recorded as early as the 14-th century, mean's "rromani man" or "husband". Although Roma is used too, along with Gypsies, Tsiganes, Nomad's and so on, the word Rroma is the one they prefer, thus identifying themselves as an ethnic group with the same origin.
If you really meant about the Forrest Gump thing, I assure you, I can not count card's, not even sober.