Relax Joe. Sexpert just trying realy hard to find fellow baldy and have some consolation.Balding? I'll try and get a photo of my head>
Jonny you're the forum stud... No homo!!!who would be hansom enough to play him?
Ahum, something got lost in the translation, I think.Jonny you're the forum stud... No homo!!!
Brad Pitt?Ahum, something got lost in the translation, I think.
Ok, the story is a young Norwegian sailor of just 16 years of age, jumps ship in Dakar, Senegal, a French colony in 1957. He joins the French Foreign Legion, becomes a paratrooper and serves five years in the Algerian war. Collects heaps of medals, etc
Surely, for an actor to play this role in a movie he must be both good looking and a bit of a macho kind of character, I reckon. Perhaps a young Tom Cruise? Nah, too sissy. Steve Mc Queen ? Yeah, but a bit too old for the role. Robert Redford ? Perfect, but way too old. Oh dear.
OK, no movie about Jonny then........
Sorry to hear that, I thought he could be a candidate, but on the other hand, I just dont keep up with actors much.Brad Pitt?
As for Steve McQueen he's already made his great escape from this earth, 1980
I would help you Johnny. Let me put this way. If you are in your best years and you accept Sexpert's proposal to show you inside of his tank when you finally get out you would not be happy camper. Or maybe you will it depends.Ahum, something got lost in the translation, I think.
sorry but i will only have a female crewDaniel Craig? Reminds me of Steve McQueen but not so much of Johnny.
I would help you Johnny. Let me put this way. If you are in your best years and you accept Sexpert's proposal to show you inside of his tank when you finally get out you would not be happy camper. Or maybe you will it depends.
Voilà la solution ! Dusa can play Jonny in the next Hollywood blockbuster.I would help you Johnny.
Could make it like a Sven Hassel movie.. There was an ex legion guy in it..Voilà la solution ! Dusa can play Jonny in the next Hollywood blockbuster.
All those in favor, 'like' Dusa's offer and say aye.
I`ve seen that movie , boring and clearly under financed , almost like Murray wanted to say "Look what I did" , I agree Jonny ,your career certainly sounds much more interesting.But, but, Simon Murray made a movie about himself, called The Deserter, with somebody Tom Hardy playing Simon. A total rubish of a movie, but never mind, we can do better with the Jonny movie, non?
Note to self: Only Sexperts understand your humour.
You're my bro jonny!Note to self: Only Sexperts understand your humour.
Ja, ja. Jeg lærer norsk allerede and dye my hair blue. Hardly I can play Johnny. I'm already much older than he was when left legion.Voilà la solution ! Dusa can play Jonny in the next Hollywood blockbuster.
All those in favor, 'like' Dusa's offer and say aye.