Martin, thats all well and good as far as it goes. Trouble is, I am now at the age where GF's have grown up children. It has taken a lot of skilful manoeuvring to make sure I don't end up in the sack with someones granny.
Brother, you could benefit from reading some Kipling, specifically "The Ladies."
I know a lot of you hard-chargers think that Poetry is from faggots, but not Kipling. How could any warrior not live a poem that starts out:
"The Ladies" By Rudyard Kipling
I've taken my fun where I've found it,
I've rouged an' I've ranged in my time,
I've 'ad my pickin' o' sweethearts,
An' four of the lot was Prime.
One was an 'arf-caste widow,
One was a woman at Prome,
One was the wife of a jemadar-sais
An' one is a girl at 'ome
Now I aren't no 'and with the ladies,
for, takin' 'em all along,
You never can say till you've tried 'em,
An' then you are like to be wrong.
There's times when you'll think that you mightn't,
There's times when you'll know that you might,
but the things you will learn form the Yellow an' Brown,
They'll 'elp you a lot with the White!
I was a young un at "Oogli,
Shy as a girl to begin,
Aggie de Castrer she made me,
An' Aggie was clever as sin;
Older than me, but my first un -
More like a mother she were -
Showed me the way to promotion an' pay,
An' I learned about women from 'er!
There's more, but these are enough to give you a relevant taste.