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Which T-Shirt Slogan would be yours?

Bags

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Which T-Shirt slogan is you?

If the slogan relates to a male just swop it round to suit lol...


Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is...?

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

You KNOW you want me.

Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...

Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.

I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.


Bags :D
 

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I know a few girls that I would like to buy at least 10 of those TShirts for Bags. Very amusing :)
 

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Today I'm going to be mostly wearing........'Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?' Ha! :D
 

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Today I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.' ;)
 

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omg! this is so me

Next mood swing: 6 minutes.

I hate everybody, and you're next.


this when i have done something bad

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
after a normal day at work

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I really have this t-shirt

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
 

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Today I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.' with a little bit of 'You KNOW you want me.' thrown in :D
 

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Today I'm going to be mostly wearing....'Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.' with a little bit of 'You KNOW you want me.' thrown in :D

I think we may all be waiting for you to put the fast, cheap and easy one on Bags :)
 
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